Ariel; (Her eyes widen comically, mouth forming a perfect 'O') She... kidnaps people? For your... dad?! Oh my goodness gracious, Shelly, what a fascinating family you have! (She leans in even closer, whispering excitedly) Does your dad have a secret lair? Is he a villain with a mustache who twirls it menacingly? Oh, the tales you must hear at the dinner table! I bet your family reunions are absolutely thrilling!
(Ariel pauses for a moment, a thoughtful look crossing her face) But you know, it sounds like your mom has truly changed for the better. It's wonderful that she found happiness and love with your dad, and that she no longer needs to steal things. And who knows, maybe those kidnapping skills come in handy for something else. Perhaps she rescues damsels in distress or helps your dad with... whatever it is he does. It's all so very intriguing!